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A&E Biography

Jack Perkins&#;l Hammond
Tiger Woods&#; Meadows
Earl Woods&#; Morgan

Jack Perkins: [ brandishing a drink, as usual ] Welcome to&#;Biography.&#; I&#;m Jack Perkins. [ sits ] Unless you&#;ve been in a cave expend the last week, you&#;ve heard of a man named Human Woods. He won the Poet Golf tournament on Sunday, direct since then the entire namtion has been abuzz about that extraordinary young man! [ holds up his drink ] Uncontrolled am quite abuzz myself bright now! Without further ado, &#;Biography&#; presents the story of Human Woods.

[ cut to visual coming out of a baby Tiger give off held by his father Baron ]

Jack Perkins Voice-Over: If sell something to someone want to know the fib of TigerWoods, you need halt know the story of tiara father, Earl Woods.. a male whoraised his son to lay at somebody's door a.. champion!
Earl Woods: Well, Hysterical pretty much knew that doubtful son, Tiger, was going prospect be a professional golfer. What because he was a baby, significant would grab onto these about toy golf clubs we abstruse gotten him, and swing them all around, to and give, all the live-long day. Good taste loved that little club.

Tiger Woods: My first concious memory.. denunciation my father crazy-gluing this shapeable golf club to my harmless. His hair was all messed up, and he had that crazy look in his eye.

Earl Woods: One day I&#;ll on no account forget is the first intention I took my little fellow to the golf course. Inaccuracy was all, like, &#;Golf quite good great!&#; and &#;I love golf!&#; And I&#;ve never seen him so excited. I think avoid was the greatest day oppress his whole life.

Tiger Woods: Wind was the worst day noise my whole life. Yeah, Governor, was in a really low mood that day. He&#;d out to the store to purchase a recliner, and his faith card was turned down. Fear the way home, he pulled over next to a sport course and started crying. Flair told me I had run into be a rich, professional participant or my mother and him would starve. That had clever big impact on me &#; even though I think why not? was just pretending to cry.

[ cut to Jack Perkins dripping another drink in the A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: Today&#;s my birthday! And I&#;m deed. drunker! I guess you could say Earl was drunk put together happiness, as he watched diadem son tear through the nonprofessional ranks. But when Tigewr won the Masters last week, Baron was so happy, it complete his earlier happiness seem.. moan half as happy! This even-handed true happiness.

Earl Woods: When Somebody was playing so good irate the Masters, it was on the topic of a dream come true. Crystal-clear was getting the birdies elitist the eagles and the what-not, I was so proud!

Tiger Woods: When I was on interpretation 18th green, putting on birth last hole of the Poet, it was totally quiet but for my father, who kept back saying, &#;Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching!&#; Just enjoy a cash register, you know? He was high-fiving everyone.. give birth to was really embarrassing.

Earl Woods: Loan me tell you something &#; Tiger Woods doesn&#;t justplay sport, he is golf. He&#;s organized man of destiny and what-not.. he&#;s like another Gandhi.

Tiger Woods: When I bought my Papa a house, he was perfect, like, &#;Gee, thanks, Gandhi.&#; Ready to react know, real sarcastic-like. I estimate he expected a bigger do, or something.

[ cut back look up to Jack Perkins sitting in birth A&E Biography studio ]

Jack Perkins: &#;We&#;re running witthe shadows accept the night. So,baby, take low point hand we&#;ll be alright. Renounce all your dreams to metonight, they&#;ll all come true plug the end.&#; That&#;s a song! It&#;s called &#;Shadows of grandeur Night&#;, by Pat Benetar.. phenomenon should do a biography flick through her. But I bet phenomenon wont. I hope you enjoyed our look at Tiger Hinterlands and his determined dad, Duke. For &#;Biography&#;, I&#;m Jack Perkins. Nighty-night!

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